joshhutchercat:

tryna come up with a good text post like

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terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

condommodel:

check out this picture of a floating head

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foodchewer:

when i die just remember i don’t care